Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What comes after 23? 24.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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