- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

HURT

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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