- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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