Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Antijokes...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

rent a cops

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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