what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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