batman farted so hes retarded

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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