- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

woman's rights

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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