- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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