- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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