What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Vote this up

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Anti Joke

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