A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Drew Knowles is gay

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Small Penis.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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