- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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