- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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