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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

cats are pussies

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why was the man sad His got raped

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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