What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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