- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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