- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol