two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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