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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

oh hey.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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