- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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