Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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your mum

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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derp

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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