Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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