Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Penis

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...