- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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