- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

An Artic Storm.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

I just drank a cola.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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