- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Horse.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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