- Anti Joke

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.