- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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