Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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