- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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