Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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