Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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