- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock Knock. Go Away!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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