- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What long black and tasty? Licorice

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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