You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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