- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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