What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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