purple pickles

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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