Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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