- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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