Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Anti Joke

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