- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

James Patrick Campbell