hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Stephen Hawking

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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View Terms of Service

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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