- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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bryden is a faggot

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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