- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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