- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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