- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

whats polish and black a polish black person

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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