- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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