- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

whats hairy and crys your mom

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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