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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did the zebra cross the road?

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