Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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