- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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