- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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