What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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