Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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