- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A hill billy went fishing

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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