Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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woman's rights

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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BIG PENIS

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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