What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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THe Election

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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