- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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