Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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