His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Dislike this.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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