Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

My Butthole.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

It's all Taggart

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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