- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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