- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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