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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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