- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

ejaculation JLR

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A muslim walks into a gun shop

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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