A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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SEX

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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