- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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