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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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