What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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