- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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