- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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